Deportmental ditties : and other verses . If some old lady calls on you, Run down and help her up the stair ;Then—if you happen to have two— Provide her with a chair.(If you possess but one, no more,Make her at home upon the floor.) I had a friend in the police, And no one knew exactly where—He teas so terribly obese— To offer him a chair;For though we pushed them up all round,He alivays sat upon the ground. (Good title for a novel that:The Uncle with the Secret Hat.) 39 Deportmental Ditties MOBAL. Be civil, then, to young and old, Especially to persons whoPossess a quantity of gold Which they
Deportmental ditties : and other verses . If some old lady calls on you, Run down and help her up the stair ;Then—if you happen to have two— Provide her with a chair.(If you possess but one, no more,Make her at home upon the floor.) I had a friend in the police, And no one knew exactly where—He teas so terribly obese— To offer him a chair;For though we pushed them up all round,He alivays sat upon the ground. (Good title for a novel that:The Uncle with the Secret Hat.) 39 Deportmental Ditties MOBAL. Be civil, then, to young and old, Especially to persons whoPossess a quantity of gold Which they might leave to more they have, it seems to me,The more polite you ought to
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