. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . ell? asked his pa. Well, you said if I was good Id go tothe circus. Now, I want to know whoslyin, you or her? Two of a Kind. An old farmer went to a cattle show toexhibit a favorite cow, for which he hadhigh hopes of winning first prize. On learn-ing the result and that his cow had beenplaced fifth his anger knew no bounds, and,,rushing into the ring, he attacked theJudges. Why is my cow not first? What areher faults, Id like to know? At this point one of the judges ap-proached him and answered: Her faults, my good man, are som
. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . ell? asked his pa. Well, you said if I was good Id go tothe circus. Now, I want to know whoslyin, you or her? Two of a Kind. An old farmer went to a cattle show toexhibit a favorite cow, for which he hadhigh hopes of winning first prize. On learn-ing the result and that his cow had beenplaced fifth his anger knew no bounds, and,,rushing into the ring, he attacked theJudges. Why is my cow not first? What areher faults, Id like to know? At this point one of the judges ap-proached him and answered: Her faults, my good man, are some-what akin to your own—she lacks goodbreeding. Manners. The little girl had been assiduously in-structed in the arts and graces of courtesy,and when she told her mamma how thestrange boy at the party had kissed hershe did it with a demure, reserved air thatwould have delighted her mamma underother circumstances. And he kissed me,she said. Kissed you! the mamma you, Gladys^—what did you do? !Mamma, I didnt forget my politeness. Isaid Thank The more a man talks the less time hehas for achieving success. Too mf^ men v bo nm into debt d^teven attempt to tp-^I out. A large heart covers a, niullitude of mis-takes due to a smn]] bin in. Garden Calendar for July. Transplant Cabbage, Endive, Leeks, Pepper and Brocoli. Sow Carrots and Parsnips ilneeded; sow Endive for early crop; a few Turnipsmay be sown; transplant Celery for early supply,and prepare trenches for the main crop. Spinackmay be sown toward the last of the month. IririiPotatoes plant. Cucumbers for pickles; plant Beans;sow Cabbage seed for Collards; sow Summer Radishin drills; sow Turnip-rooted Cabbage seed; cut Fen-nel, Mint, Parsley, Sweet Marjoram, Thyme, WinterSavoy. Cut herbs for winter use as they come ist*flower. FARM NOTES. Pig Pen.—A pound of copperas, costingthree cents, in a bucket of water, sprinkledfrom a watering pot in the pig pen will pro-vide a cheap and exce
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