. Highland Echo 1915-1925. t a Tennessee undertaker is aSouthern planter? That a letter-carriers uniforii isa coat of mail? That a man who stutters .speaiisbroken English? That a boy who goes in like a lionand comes out like a lamb at Pear-:ons has been mollified? That a tall man who is broke ishe long and the short of it? That a man at a dance of mutesswings dumb belles? That a man who is taking the lastTDuff of his cheap stogy has come to•the end of his rope? That a man who burns his unpaidbills is making light of his troubles? ALAS!There was a young lady namedFlorenceWho for kissing profess
. Highland Echo 1915-1925. t a Tennessee undertaker is aSouthern planter? That a letter-carriers uniforii isa coat of mail? That a man who stutters .speaiisbroken English? That a boy who goes in like a lionand comes out like a lamb at Pear-:ons has been mollified? That a tall man who is broke ishe long and the short of it? That a man at a dance of mutesswings dumb belles? That a man who is taking the lastTDuff of his cheap stogy has come to•the end of his rope? That a man who burns his unpaidbills is making light of his troubles? ALAS!There was a young lady namedFlorenceWho for kissing professed greatabhorrence,But when shed been kissed And found what shed missed,She cried till the tears came intorrents. Counsel—Now where did he kissyou? Plaintiff—On the lips, sir. Counsel— No! no! You dontunderstand. I mean where were you? Plaintiff (blusihng)—In his arms,sir. Wig—Our profs sick in bed, to-ay. WaT—ThasFo? Whats the ccm-^lant? Wi-—No complaint; everybodys?ati-fied. General ConiL General Office. Schenectady, *fE/ FIGURING A MAN OUT Ill give it up, said the gir -yn-- o figure a man out. If yov ^?^11 a mffn a gay do^ it will flatter ^Ti; cnP h^ a pup, a hound, or r -. and hell try to alt?r the mar ^-ovr fn-e He doesnt mind bein-^ Med a bull or a brar, yet he will -y>e(^^ t-^ beinT mentioned as a calf -^ n cub. Vr^A wrTYinn a wtch nd sh° I •, J^^t^^^^t PpH ^ rry\ g kitten I --^^ c>.o like-^ ^^. call a wo-I -^oT, o nr,¥ oT,,i <5}5e hates you. Wo-
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