. Kaleidoscope. nknown. Biggest fool? Graham—The great moralist. Best dancer? Kay—So the ladies say. Best musician ? Oldfield—Toot, toot. Come on there, tune up. Best singer? Walker—A cousin to Caruso. Handsomest man? Payne—Isnt he too sweet? Most conceited? Richardson—Second Mcllwaine, close. Hardest student? McNew—Got the Professors bluffed. Smartest student? H. L. Painter—Aggies friend. Biggest smoker? Foots—Mr. Millers friend. Biggest eater? Lee—Just from the zoo. Biggest politician? Southall—Colleague of Mayor Blanton. Biggest liar? Diehl—Ananias has resigned. Biggest card shark? Diehl—He
. Kaleidoscope. nknown. Biggest fool? Graham—The great moralist. Best dancer? Kay—So the ladies say. Best musician ? Oldfield—Toot, toot. Come on there, tune up. Best singer? Walker—A cousin to Caruso. Handsomest man? Payne—Isnt he too sweet? Most conceited? Richardson—Second Mcllwaine, close. Hardest student? McNew—Got the Professors bluffed. Smartest student? H. L. Painter—Aggies friend. Biggest smoker? Foots—Mr. Millers friend. Biggest eater? Lee—Just from the zoo. Biggest politician? Southall—Colleague of Mayor Blanton. Biggest liar? Diehl—Ananias has resigned. Biggest card shark? Diehl—He will lie, he willDiehl. Least studious? Doyne—Many applicants. Best orator? Blanton—The silver-tongued wonder. Best writer? Blanton—Marvellous. Best actor? Byers—Hes so cute. Best preacher. C. E. Clarke—Mr. King in the shade. Best debater? Blanton—The gesticulating kid. Laziest man? Southall—An aristocratic trait. Wears the biggest shoe? II. G. Clarke—Its only an eleven. steal, both combined in one (deal I 210 Cfre ^campire A lad tliere was and lie went to school (Same as me and you).But lie called it a college by rote and rule, So he started right in to play the he never took in that the dunces stool Was waiting to find a crew! A chump he was, with a cigarette (Even as flows the tide).With a cuss word ready and cash to bet. But waiting a lesson he wont the wind is cold and the rain is wet And the world will tan his hide!—Ex. 211
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