Them was the good old days, in Davenport, Scott County Iowa . over one toppy wally, and while neckin with him I ghmmedPercy foxin it with his new tomato, and servin the applesauce. Some rugshaker for that bell-polisher, Sis! Woof! Then I jazzed a whirl with a cake-eater on parole,but sluffed him for a fluky corn-shredder with a flat tire, whoditched his bozark to do my corn-crackin, my dog-kennelsgettin jammed somethin fierce. Although half plasteredand havin a hipoil plant, he was no cuddle-cootie, for hehandled his ice-tongs like I had T. B. Then we hookeda dumb-Otis and scandal-walker for t
Them was the good old days, in Davenport, Scott County Iowa . over one toppy wally, and while neckin with him I ghmmedPercy foxin it with his new tomato, and servin the applesauce. Some rugshaker for that bell-polisher, Sis! Woof! Then I jazzed a whirl with a cake-eater on parole,but sluffed him for a fluky corn-shredder with a flat tire, whoditched his bozark to do my corn-crackin, my dog-kennelsgettin jammed somethin fierce. Although half plasteredand havin a hipoil plant, he was no cuddle-cootie, for hehandled his ice-tongs like I had T. B. Then we hookeda dumb-Otis and scandal-walker for the yellow dimbox, andI blouse to the homehouse to dingle-dangle this dewdropperuntil time to mattress. Ye gods! What a slow night!Nobody loves me! I hope it gets hot, sos I kin wearmy furs. Now, on the dead level, sport—wouldnt that lingoget a guys goat? Admittin times is changin, and that alota speedhounds is operatin on last years license, whatchance has an old stager to wise up on an earful of thisnew slanguage? Say, boy—hell never get to first SUB-CHA5E/? L-£IL- POL/SHEA? 90 The Tale of the Scott County Apple.
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