Bates Student . you wouldcall in and settle for that suit lastnight, if it rained pitchforks. Cus-tomer—Yes, I know; but it didntrain pitchforks.—^. There is a sweet maid at dear Vassar,The fellows all stare as they pass er. She knows each Greek root, All slang phrase to boot,And at chewing gum none can surpass er. —({odalVs Sun. Lives of poor men often remind us,Honest toil dont stand a chance; More we work, we have behind usBigger patches on our pants. —Dartmouth. I think a man should have a littlevinegar in his composition—just enuffto keep the flies off.—Tosh Billings. Cramming for examina
Bates Student . you wouldcall in and settle for that suit lastnight, if it rained pitchforks. Cus-tomer—Yes, I know; but it didntrain pitchforks.—^. There is a sweet maid at dear Vassar,The fellows all stare as they pass er. She knows each Greek root, All slang phrase to boot,And at chewing gum none can surpass er. —({odalVs Sun. Lives of poor men often remind us,Honest toil dont stand a chance; More we work, we have behind usBigger patches on our pants. —Dartmouth. I think a man should have a littlevinegar in his composition—just enuffto keep the flies off.—Tosh Billings. Cramming for examinations: Thelatest thing out. -The college studentsnight-lamp — Voice. BUSINESS DIRECTOE Y. m. •. paw & co.,Staple Dry anci Fancy Goods. Headquarters for DRESS Goods and LADIES and CHILDRENS OUTSIDE Garments. A completestock of the Latest Styles in Dress Goods and Trimmings always on Prices and 15est Qualities Guaranteed. S3. S. SUk/CTXj <Sc CO., - X*74* ILisTcoxi St.,
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