. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . he jug where the whis-key was. A little fellow, who wore striped stock-ings, was asked why he made barberpoles of his legs. His pert reply was,Well, aint I a little shaver? Father (at tea-time)—Look. Harry,at this cake. You see the circumferenceis equal to about three times the diame-ter, and— Yes, dad, I see. And youll let mehave the cicumfrence for my share,wont you? Sentimental young lady to dont think you forwarded the scentI meant; it seems entirely different fromwhat I ordered. Perfumer, who is fondof« punning—
. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . he jug where the whis-key was. A little fellow, who wore striped stock-ings, was asked why he made barberpoles of his legs. His pert reply was,Well, aint I a little shaver? Father (at tea-time)—Look. Harry,at this cake. You see the circumferenceis equal to about three times the diame-ter, and— Yes, dad, I see. And youll let mehave the cicumfrence for my share,wont you? Sentimental young lady to dont think you forwarded the scentI meant; it seems entirely different fromwhat I ordered. Perfumer, who is fondof« punning—Madam, I am suret thatwhat you mean I sent; the scent I sent,was the scent you meant, consequentlywe are both of one sentiment. Young man. are you looking for salva-tion? asked Sankej^ of a man who wasstaring around at the revival the otherday. No, was the reply. Im lookingfor Sal Sloper. I wish I was twins, said Tommy. Why? asked his mother. If I was, said the youngster, Iwould send one-half of me to school, andthe other half would go and play FOR HMS AND SHOES, GO TO WHITING BROS RALEIGH, N. C. Garden Calendar for October. Beets planted last moith cultivate. Cabbaget-ansplant, als> Cauliflower and BroccoU. Tur-nips hoe. Onions sowa last, month will be readyto transplant; small bulb onions set out. Spinachfor wmter use sow. Celery earth up in dryweather and transplant from the bed for furthersupplies, also Lettuce for Sprirguse. Radishessow as required; Asparsgua beds dress; Straw-berries transplant. Take up potatoes and otherroots, secure them from wet and frost; collectPumpkius and Winter Squashes, acd exposethem to the winds and air on a dry b%nch beforethey are stowed away. FARM NOTES. Fuel.—The winters fuel should nowbe laid in. Wood cut now, if split fine,will dry thoroughly by Christmas. Potatoes should be dug as soon as prac-ticable, after the vines are dead, butnever except when the ground is dry. Meadows,—I^^ow is a good time to top-dress th
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