. Book of the Royal blue . -hed out on the ronil down,and the band was playirif; (iood by. Dolly. IMust Leave You. Inil they didnt sabe. Thatnurse at Iassy was the real girl all right, butjust as I was petting things fixed in my ownmind .so that I wouldnt take on again, the band had to start playing Home, Sweet Home,and I had to say Goodby, sweetheart, goodby to her, and here I am. Yes, and when \w leave to-morrow Battle-ax, the laundry girl, will be down to weep onyour neck as we get the train. I suppose she will, said Bucky. Deed she will, and the band will likely lieplaving Theres Only One


. Book of the Royal blue . -hed out on the ronil down,and the band was playirif; (iood by. Dolly. IMust Leave You. Inil they didnt sabe. Thatnurse at Iassy was the real girl all right, butjust as I was petting things fixed in my ownmind .so that I wouldnt take on again, the band had to start playing Home, Sweet Home,and I had to say Goodby, sweetheart, goodby to her, and here I am. Yes, and when \w leave to-morrow Battle-ax, the laundry girl, will be down to weep onyour neck as we get the train. I suppose she will, said Bucky. Deed she will, and the band will likely lieplaving Theres Only One Girl in the World forMe/ said Toddy. Trom the depth of his wisdom Bucky an-swi-red: Anil thats the girl at tlu^ halting-place. ^£^ Gu^ WkJ^ WHATS THE MATTER WITH KANSAS? Now, these, indeed, be parlous days in the Kan-sas reservation. For the cornhill Solons have a bill forbiddingosculation. Weve seen .some weird and things inthe way of legislation. But of all the law we ever saw, this surely .So thick they couldnt get within a foot of the locationEssential to performing the delightful operation. Tis plain to me that all this anti-kissing agita-tion Is .simply due to failure of successful consununa-tion. .d so I warn ye devotees of sillv sanitation To turn your minds and whiskers to some otheravocation. Weve stood for many fearsome things from outin that location. But this is going just a bit beyond the limitation. Weve stood for tales aljout your crops, andcurbed our irritation; Weve stood for cyclone stories that defy imagi-nation; Weve stood for all these, yea, we even stood forCarrie Nation; Hvit. hang me, if well stand to make a crime ofosculation! Back, back! I say, ye whiskered rubes of the landof irrigation; What know ye of the honeyed sweets of labialconjugation? Confine yourselves to problems of successful cul-tivation Of large and bushy facial crops of hii-sute vege-tation. A pretty spectacle ! this talk of oscula-tion. From m


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