. Book of the Royal blue . WHEN YOU GET A RAISE IN PAY. -Geo. Fitch (^Council Bluffs Xonpard. t A purelij irnaginarij t BOOK OF THE ROYAL ^^WW^ THE HAIRLESS LIP. There was a man whose razor rash Once robbed his hp of his mustache. It was not much— a score or two Of hairs of many a rainbow hue; Yet people looked and looked a^ain. And laughed and looked and laughed, and then Hed not have heard more Ahs or Ohs If he had cut oflf half his nose. One asked him When ? Another Why fAnd long before he could reply,A third , Was th,- wathrr torrid :-And then a fourth, Well, .liirt il lioirid
. Book of the Royal blue . WHEN YOU GET A RAISE IN PAY. -Geo. Fitch (^Council Bluffs Xonpard. t A purelij irnaginarij t BOOK OF THE ROYAL ^^WW^ THE HAIRLESS LIP. There was a man whose razor rash Once robbed his hp of his mustache. It was not much— a score or two Of hairs of many a rainbow hue; Yet people looked and looked a^ain. And laughed and looked and laughed, and then Hed not have heard more Ahs or Ohs If he had cut oflf half his nose. One asked him When ? Another Why fAnd long before he could reply,A third , Was th,- wathrr torrid :-And then a fourth, Well, .liirt il lioirid! Oh, youre a beaut! a rmh- 111,111 ^.lul. I next thing youll your head ! And, grinning broadly as he classed the hairless Up a joke. Excuse me, said a iiiaidni, if I .stare—your u|.|ii r hp scins stiff; I know, of cour---, its -ill llir style. But does it hurt \uii mu. Ii to smile? Is, asked a seventh, your in place? It .seems set higher on your face.■ It makes him look, an eighth said, leaner. Fat, said a ninth, instead—and meaner. And while they jested thus with laughed at what they called h
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