. The library of American history, literature and biography .. . oduce; she is also thestep-mother ov gardin at half-past 2 oclock in the morning, bild up-a big fire in the kitchen, burn out two pounds ovkandles, and grease yure boots. Wait pashuntly fordabrake. When day duz brake, then commence tewstir up the geese and worry the hogs. Too mutch sleep iz ruinous tew geese and tew yu kant git rich on a farm, unless yu rizeat 2 oclock in the morning, and stir up the hogs andwerry the geese. The happyest man in the world iz the farmer; herizes at 2 oclock in the morning, h
. The library of American history, literature and biography .. . oduce; she is also thestep-mother ov gardin at half-past 2 oclock in the morning, bild up-a big fire in the kitchen, burn out two pounds ovkandles, and grease yure boots. Wait pashuntly fordabrake. When day duz brake, then commence tewstir up the geese and worry the hogs. Too mutch sleep iz ruinous tew geese and tew yu kant git rich on a farm, unless yu rizeat 2 oclock in the morning, and stir up the hogs andwerry the geese. The happyest man in the world iz the farmer; herizes at 2 oclock in the morning, he watches for dalite tew brake, and when she duz brake, he goes outand stirs up the geese and worrys the hogs. What iz a lawyer ?•—What iz a merchant ?—Whatiz a doktor?—What iz a minister ?—I answer, noth-ing ! A farmer is the nobless work ov God; he rizes at2 oclock in the morning, and burns out a half apound ov wood and two kords of kandles, and thengoes out tew worrj- the geese and stir up the hogs Beloved farmers, adew. Josh Billings. ^•^^<^.
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