. Boone County Recorder . chelors-and many con-vincing arguments have been pre-sented why men ascape matri-mony should pay a penalty, butwhy not tag them as a more pain-ful and effective method of ex-termination? If the bachelorswere tagged the widows couloeasily find~them and cupid woulddo the rest. The bachelor isnaturally timid but under the en-couraging influence of a merrywidow he can easily be led to thealter, for there is no more help-less craft aflual than a luiy^siukswain who has passed the age ofdiscretion, and the little imp thatplays ping-pong with humanhearts has no more capable a
. Boone County Recorder . chelors-and many con-vincing arguments have been pre-sented why men ascape matri-mony should pay a penalty, butwhy not tag them as a more pain-ful and effective method of ex-termination? If the bachelorswere tagged the widows couloeasily find~them and cupid woulddo the rest. The bachelor isnaturally timid but under the en-couraging influence of a merrywidow he can easily be led to thealter, for there is no more help-less craft aflual than a luiy^siukswain who has passed the age ofdiscretion, and the little imp thatplays ping-pong with humanhearts has no more capable allythan a woman who loves at sec-ond sight, for experience makescupid subtle and bold. The women has tag days to pro-mote most every other public en-terprise, and why not a tag .dayfor bachelors? We have in Ken-tucky approximately 75 thousandbachelors and an equal number ofwidows. Why not get them to-gether and sovle two vexationsproblems with out marriage li-cense.—Pendleton Reformer. Everybody Is Getting Ready for the. We all want to look our best. No Man or Boy need look shabbywhen he can buy a suit at the wonderful low prices I am offeringthem. I have made a great reduction in all Mens, Boys and Childrens Suits and Trousers It will be to your interest to look^ Young take advrmtagesuit at a tremenduous Low Price. at my line before buying else-^W secure a fine Wonderful Bargains in Boys Knas Pant Suits. Selmar Wachs, ** Cofiigton, Ky Be Suited In a Wachs Suit >» Hoosier Saves Steps Its more healthful, as well as more comfortable, to avoid all summer heat you place where so much can be done to make life more pleasant during hot weather is the very place most often neglected— The Kitchen A cool, convenient kitchen, where the work is quickly over, and an attractive KitchenCabinet—this combination makes life worth living in summer. We offer the neccessary equipment at the lowest prices. Come early. Our selections are now large, and we can make delivery a
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