. The Suburbanite; a monthly magazine for those who are and those who ought to in interested in suburban homes . er: .-X roast-beef sandwich. Then he hastened to the pro-prietor. Say, he exclaimed, wildly, ihoresa dog over there that can talk. It immediatelystruck the proprietor that such a dog coulddraw custom, sn. after hearing the animaltalk. he began bargaining for him. The dog,during the haggling over the price, begged inso realistic a manner not to be sold that therestaurant man became the more dctermine<l tohave him, and at last agreed to the ventrilo-quists price—one hundred dollars
. The Suburbanite; a monthly magazine for those who are and those who ought to in interested in suburban homes . er: .-X roast-beef sandwich. Then he hastened to the pro-prietor. Say, he exclaimed, wildly, ihoresa dog over there that can talk. It immediatelystruck the proprietor that such a dog coulddraw custom, sn. after hearing the animaltalk. he began bargaining for him. The dog,during the haggling over the price, begged inso realistic a manner not to be sold that therestaurant man became the more dctermine<l tohave him, and at last agreed to the ventrilo-quists price—one hundred dollars. .\s the ven-triloquist started for the door with his money,the dog inquired: nid you really sell me?Ves. Jack. I sold you. was the reply. Well,said the dog, just for that Ill never speak an-other word.—Boston Traiiscrifil. .\Ias! sobbed King .Vrtluir, Sir Galahad isdead. Nay. remarked the court jester: say ra-ther that he is simply enjoying a good knightsrest. —Philadelphia Press. 34 THE SUBURBANITE Wrought Iron Fenceand Entrance Gates Wire FencingOrnamental Iron WorK c£::^ cortlandt. ^.iijii|[|i* 7&3 Warreq St. NEW YORK. c£:^ Lawn FurnitureTree Guards, etc. Tennis CourtEnclosures a Specialty THE NEW YORKIRimSFER CO. DODDS EXPRESS Calls for and Checks BAGGAGE FROM Residence to Destination Wilch the ■• LITTLE Time Ball drop, daily, 12 oclocknoon. Top ol Tower, Cortlandt at Washington N. T. LITTLES OPTICAL CORNER 74. T6 tOKTI-A>DT STKF, ET Two hlorks from . Vorii Stallon of C. It. It. of N. J. The Pig Squealed Bones: My brother got sixty days for steal-ing a pig. Saniho: How did they know he stole it? Bones : The pig squealed on him.—BaltimoreWorld. Amsterdam Press 3 PARK PLACE,, NEW YORK Makers of Artistic Booklets, Folders, Catalogues, Etc. Amsterdam Advertising Agency lijeks. Designs, Plans andEstimates Furnished .^ 3 ParK Place ^ New YorK Telephone : 215 Cortlandt Established 1858 THE ROEBUCK Weather Strip and Wire Screen Co. cM^na
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