. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . )eian, Writes out the family checks. —Judge. The Sins of the Father Tonuny came home from school verymorose. Well, my son, observed his fathercheerfully, how did you get on at schooltoday? Tommy said that he had been whippedand kept in. It was because you told me the wronganswer, he added. Last night I askedyou how much was a million dollars,and you said it was a hell of a lot. Thatisnt the right answer.— ILL-TIMED FIRST OFFICE BOY: Weil, did you uk your boss (or A r»iM. nghiafter his lunch, as I told you? SECOND OFFICE BOY Yes. and I got flr
. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . )eian, Writes out the family checks. —Judge. The Sins of the Father Tonuny came home from school verymorose. Well, my son, observed his fathercheerfully, how did you get on at schooltoday? Tommy said that he had been whippedand kept in. It was because you told me the wronganswer, he added. Last night I askedyou how much was a million dollars,and you said it was a hell of a lot. Thatisnt the right answer.— ILL-TIMED FIRST OFFICE BOY: Weil, did you uk your boss (or A r»iM. nghiafter his lunch, as I told you? SECOND OFFICE BOY Yes. and I got flredt H«d (orgot to (ak«his dyspepsia tatHet. — From Puck. 34 THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO EMPLOYES MAGAZINE Kelleys Easy Job When J. C. Kelley, advertising agentat Cincinnati, started to work for therailroad, a man met him and asked himwhat he did for a Hving. I work for the Baltimore & Ohio,said Jake. ^What kind of a job have you got—do you sell tickets or handle baggage? Oh, Ive got a better job than eitherof those, said Jake; you know the manthat goes alongside of the train and tapsthe wheels with the hammer, to see thateverything is all right? Well, I help himlisten. Railroad Attorney—You are sure itwas our Flier that killed your mule?What makes you so positive? Rastus—^He dun licked ebery othertrain on de road.—Balto. Trolley Neivs. The Root of All Evil A medical student asked a famoussurgeon: What did you operate on that manfor? Two
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