. The record . Now, Dare Say Im a Ruffneck/ My supers cold! He swore with vim,And then she made itHot for him. —Delaware Revieu-.—o—EXPOSED! Irate Mother: What do you mean,sir, by kissing my daughter last night? The Lad: Thats what Ive been try-ing to figure out ever since I saw herthis morning. —Sun Dodger. A CLOSE CALL I slipped, I fell, I sat down hard, I landed on my rear,I cursed, I swore, I damned my luctc. My heart was full of fear. I felt, I looked, I felt again,I ceased to cuss and chafe, I smiled, I grinned, I cried aloud,Thank God, the hair tonics safe!—Banter. Tar: Why cant an Indi
. The record . Now, Dare Say Im a Ruffneck/ My supers cold! He swore with vim,And then she made itHot for him. —Delaware Revieu-.—o—EXPOSED! Irate Mother: What do you mean,sir, by kissing my daughter last night? The Lad: Thats what Ive been try-ing to figure out ever since I saw herthis morning. —Sun Dodger. A CLOSE CALL I slipped, I fell, I sat down hard, I landed on my rear,I cursed, I swore, I damned my luctc. My heart was full of fear. I felt, I looked, I felt again,I ceased to cuss and chafe, I smiled, I grinned, I cried aloud,Thank God, the hair tonics safe!—Banter. Tar: Why cant an Indian shimmy?Kiel: I dont know. Why?Tar: Because his quiver is in thewrong place. —Tnr BabII. THE LYRE IS RIGHT Twas on a summer hayride,As we strolled about the land, That I softly called her sweetheartAnd held her little—raincoat. As I held her little raincoat,We were going quite a pace, I nestled close beside her, And moved close to her—umbrella. Closer to her umbrella, As she murmured little si
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