. Penman's Art Journal and Penman's Gazette. ut of this W. P. A. B. U. pretty lively, you cross-eyedold hyena, or Ill kick you out B. M.—I am amazed Prof.—O, none of that shenanegan, yousuperannuated hypocrite. Wasnt it youthat yanked me out of the train beforeit had stopped and wheedled me into buy-ing your second-hand ramshackle chairs ?(Kicks a hole in the seat of one B. M. hasjust vacated, while latter retires to right.) ing wood in front of the mammoth em-porium last week that the last time youfailed was because a rat gnawed throughthe candle box one night and eat up the B. M.—Scanda
. Penman's Art Journal and Penman's Gazette. ut of this W. P. A. B. U. pretty lively, you cross-eyedold hyena, or Ill kick you out B. M.—I am amazed Prof.—O, none of that shenanegan, yousuperannuated hypocrite. Wasnt it youthat yanked me out of the train beforeit had stopped and wheedled me into buy-ing your second-hand ramshackle chairs ?(Kicks a hole in the seat of one B. M. hasjust vacated, while latter retires to right.) ing wood in front of the mammoth em-porium last week that the last time youfailed was because a rat gnawed throughthe candle box one night and eat up the B. M.—Scandalous ! You shall dearlypay for this atrocious libel on Punkin-villes business men and— Prof.—Crack your whip, old business men are allright, but— B. M.—Ill have an opposition Businesscollege running in a week. There are asreputable men engaged in that business asin any other. What a shame that it shouldbe defiled by such as you, a— Prof.—Anybody can call himself abusinessman and still be, like you, a—. Fancy Card Design by Fielding Schojield, Quincy, lU. Didnt you pester me half to death to putyour endorsement into my catalogue, andthen work off an ad. for that one-horsejunk-shop B. Jf. — Is it possible that you allude tothe PunkinviUe Bazar and Mammoth Ex-celsior Emporium ? Prof.—Bazar! You venerable baboon!Half a keg of clothes-pins and a Iwttle ofvinegar-bitters. Emporium, did yousay ? A bolt of paper cambric and ninebars of laundry-soap. B. JA—Sir! P/v; about lying! Why, oldMu chausen would have butted his brainsout for envy had he run across the like ofyou. (Pick? up a copy of the PunkinviUe ?B. M.—Miserable hum—Prof—Sniveling hum—B. k—Bug !Pro/.—Bug ! Tableau, slow music, curtai (It seems to 118 thnt hnth f^entkiperhaps a trifle timTi; nr. ri that of the hii-m ,., , ,. , Nor , Kcupatio: of Che weathei- for that day. Vocabulary of the Girl of thePeriod. In her speccli the fashionable younglady has her
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